Last night's memorable quotes

"I have to burp, but I don't want to!...Oh, God! Here it comes!...Bleghhhhh!"
-Estevez*

"Be gentle with the diamonds."
-Estevez upon indicating her upper chest region

"Monasteries are not clothing optional."
-Moto

"I would sit on your lap, but I would probably break both of your legs."
-Moto


*Names have been changed to protect the innocent and the not-so-innocent